if i were a boy

i love being a girl. this morning, i was brushing my teeth and looking at myself in the mirror. i have a long hair- what if it's short? i have a headband- what if it's waxed and styled up? i am petite- what if i'm 6-foot tall? what if i'm a boy?

if i were a boy...

... i would hang out with skater boys and skate all day long. but then i will not look like a poser just like the guys i see wearing skater shoes, big earphones and all that outfit but cannot really skate at all.
... i would give my seat to a girl or an elderly standing in front of me at the LRT.
... i would eat at McDo not minding how fattening it is to dine there.
... i would own a PSP.
... i would not get nervous whenever i drive. swabe lang dapat!
... i would get smelly from playing basketball.
... i would not be "maangas". i would not act like i own everything around me.
... i would never ever be late for class not like my other guy classmates.
... i would never be bolero and would not use lines like 'na-love at first sight kasi ako sayo'
... i would be ready for a date especially if i was the one who asked for it. i would not argue where to eat or what movie to watch.
... i would be an architect. yes. and draw people's dream homes.
... i would be in the soccer varsity team. soccer is just cool!

but then it's just weird imagining if-i-were-a-boy. being a girl is just as rocking fun!